Here is my Christmas present to my brother.
I Got You A Song is fronted by the brilliant Cole Lindbergh (if you’re a This American Life fan, you’ll recognize him from this episode). Cole takes your small 160 character description and creates an entire song from it. I paid him extra to wear that wig. He’ll also perform your song in a certain style, if you so choose. I think this is seriously the best idea of all time, and highly highly recommend him the next time you’re searching for a gift for the person who needs nothing.